Okay, I usually don't go to sleep til one or two in the morning, coz when I'm in my best mood, that means I've either been drinking mountain dew, or I'm about to go to sleep.
And I'm sure most of you are familiar with a show called animaniacs? Right?
Here's the story:

About one in the morning I'm in my room watching TV when the front door opens, only to reveal my 21 year old brother, with yet, another girl! So I form a plot in my mind.
I walked out my bedroom door to see My brother on the couch with his new "Girlfriend" So I put on my most innocent, cutest face and say, "Daddy? Who's this lady? Is she gonna be my new mommy?
And he said "What?"
"What happened to mommy, daddy? She's not here? *Hypervenilates* What did you do with mommy!?"
His girl friends face was pricless!
I started to fake cry in my hands. My brother was giving me a what the fuck look.
"Oh, no Amanda, she's just joking!" He tries to explain.
"WHERE'S MOMMY?" I cried, "I WANT MOMMY!!!!"
Then his girl friend called him a heartless man whore and left.
My mom was watching the whole thing, she laughed so freaking hard afterwards.

My brother was so pissed so I just said, "Oh, don't worry, you'll have a new girl by tomorrow anyway."
Then, to avoid getting thrown in the window causing it to break (That happened once when my brother was REALLY drunk, I had cuts EVERYWHERE!)
I ran into my room, locked the door and the window and put alot of pillows up to the window to avoud shattering. And I sat laughing in the fetal position for what seemed like an hour!